Lance Armstrong interview

FFT said:
Carrier pigeons fly 50mph and are not slow at all. When I want to exercise mine they always beat me home. And mine are on steroids, no lie, specifically for speed. Just saying...


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Although in a non loaded condition maximum speed may be impressive, strap a pair of Ardent 2.35's to one of the bastards and its cat food.
Rather than upgrade a pigeon, wouldn't it be cooler to train an eagle?
 
mwlikesbikes said:
it's not a question of where he grips it. it's a simple question of weight ratios.
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Exactly my point. Plus think of it. You're out on the trails and rip a sidewall. Instead of a sketchy bodge with tubes and duct tape, you whistle to the sky and a damn eagle swoops down and drops you a new tire! That's better than a shark with laser beams!
 
extremedave said:
Exactly my point. Plus think of it. You're out on the trails and rip a sidewall. Instead of a sketchy bodge with tubes and duct tape, you whistle to the sky and a damn eagle swoops down and drops you a new tire! That's better than a shark with laser beams!
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Did you see that eagle swoop down and grab that toddler in Canada? Shit was crazy.
 
Norm said:
Oh man this is in another week? I thought today, being Thursday, was enough. Seriously my attention span on this isn't going to last that long. By next Thursday he could produce the body of Jimmy Hoffa and most people will have moved on.
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He is actually going to take Oprah to Al Capones REAL vault, not the one Geraldo went to. Oprah will be so excited that all this doping stuff will pass over and LA will be a hero, and then Oprah will say she knows how to cure cancer and then her and LA will bang and make cancer killing super babies.
 
Hmm.......
 

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mr.chainsaw said:
No one cares anymore... At least idgaf anymore
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I was just hoping for tearful apologies from all those people who gave me crap for my anti-Lance comments a few short months ago. I'm not expecting anyone to go on Oprah. Just put it on YouTube and post up a link here.:cry:
 
SmooveP said:
I was just hoping for tearful apologies from all those people who gave me crap for my anti-Lance comments a few short months ago. I'm not expecting anyone to go on Oprah. Just put it on YouTube and post up a link here.:cry:
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My brother said he should have went on Maury
 
my theory of why he went on oprah - he's gonna write another book, all about this, and in order to get on oprah's book club list (which normally guarantees a best seller listing as soon as your title is on there because her minions buy whatever she says to buy) she said she'd need the exclusive interview of the confession.
 
clarkenstein said:
my theory of why he went on oprah - he's gonna write another book, all about this, and in order to get on oprah's book club list (which normally guarantees a best seller listing as soon as your title is on there because her minions buy whatever she says to buy) she said she'd need the exclusive interview of the confession.
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I think this is going to be a big part of it. As well as him joining the the whistleblower suit to get more money to pay back everything he won from having his own whistle blown....
 
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