BREAKING: MOTORIZED SCANDAL IN BLAUVELT?
Reports are surfacing this afternoon from undercover trail-side informants that local rider
@a.s. has been spotted navigating the technical terrain of Blauvelt on what appears to be an e-bike.
Witnesses deep in the woods describe a suspiciously steady climbing pace and a motor-like hum echoing through the singletrack. While
@a.s. has long been known for pedal-powered purism, these latest sightings have sent shockwaves through the local cycling community.
Is this a tactical training shift or a complete departure from analog tradition? We are awaiting official confirmation on battery specs and motor wattage.
More to follow as this story develops.